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Have the Ji doll dog and the La bowel dog just one day while playing big rich man in room......

The La bowel dog:to is today Lantern Festival?

The Ji doll:H'm, is ah!Let today us are two to what stuff very much, I paid a topic to guess to you!

The La bowel dog:good!Good!(Jump very happily)

The Ji doll:please ask(get dark black) is what thing, please guess 6 kinds of animals!

The La bowel dog:(engage in mental drudgery)H'm....Exactly is which 6 kinds of animals ah?Say answer fast???

The Ji doll:answer BE, be like a horse deer lion leopard tiger..(Taiwanese)was like to want northwest rain!He He!^.^

The La bowel dog:very cold........(Have no speech).........



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A certain young lady is because of body indisposition,
Doctor:Young lady, congratulate you!You became pregnant, also congratulating a your husband, he will be father!!
Young lady:??I have no Sir.....
Doctor:That will follow your boyfriend congratulations!!However you also want to call him shoulder responsibility!!
Young lady:The somebody else but also has no boyfriend.....
Doctor:That parents who tells you, the second Jesus wanted to be born!!

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