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峰拖住牙千係咁行

千: (((佢都好靚仔丫....不過好似牙哥專一D...)))

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而牙婷佢地,,坐左係一間甜品店到食野

我:好悶牙....我想番屋企

潔:牙婷,,唔好LA,,陪下我地LA

我:妖...啤酒牙唔該!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

琪:牙婷你傻左咩...好多人望住你牙!!

我:一醉解千仇丫MA-VV-......X3X..

風:喂???[[[聽電話]]]

峰:你地係邊牙

風:XXX甜品店牙....

峰:哦

潔:牙哥,邊個牙

風:冇牙...FD之MA...

我:{{{飲酒飲到KAI左}}}牙.......~~~~~我要番屋企牙!!!!!!!!{{{喊}}}嗚.......

琪:牙婷牙??!!!!!!!!你仲乜牙..???!!

我:冇牙....我冇事喎~~~~~{{{又笑又喊..}}}

峰:牙風??!

潔:你仲黎仲乜牙!!!妖!!!{{{拎牙婷果支啤酒想扑落去}}}

我:吾...我要飲牙!!!!

潔:牙婷牙!!

峰:.....{{{是否有點兒心痛??!}}}

我:KAKA...{{{狂飲}}}

風:牙婷牙...唔好飲LA...{{{拎走支啤酒}}}

我:嗚...我想飲牙!!!你地個個都唔俾我飲T^T...HE...我...我自己出去搵人飲 [[[企起身,,跌跌下

咁行]]]

撞到牙峰..

我:E....[[[[望下]]]-V-你咁似我表哥...既點解''KAKA

千: (((牙婷..?!)))

峰:醒下LA你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我唔係似你表哥牙!!!!!!我係你表哥牙!!!!!!!!!

我:..?哦.............表哥...點解我次次見親你都要喊牙............[[[跪左係地..]]]

峰:...........................

我:[[[笑]]]我唔係已經唔中意..你.喇咩..?!點解我仲係咁喊既...

唔通我唔捨得你D個表哥..??

峰: (((牙婷......)))KAI...走囉我地[[[拖住牙千]]]

我:{{{捉住牙峰隻腳}}}唔...唔好DUM低我牙..[[[暈左]]]

潔,風,琪:牙婷..!!!!!

峰:....[[[始終都走左]]]

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千:其實你同牙婷咩關係牙...??

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千:其實你同牙婷咩關係牙...?

峰:冇lun煩LA

千:[[[冷笑]]]係咩...記唔記得有一個男仔都追過牙婷咁呢..??

峰:[[[望住牙千]]]你唔好話我知你係佢牙妹牙[[[笑左笑]]]

千:係牙~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[甩開牙峰隻手]]]

峰:車..有咩咁巴閉牙咁又

千:我都唔知牙婷有咩值得你地中意佢!!!!!!!!!牙哥因為佢嬲左我...你...估唔到都係D個女仔既

峰:你唔夠索掛..

千:[[[攬住牙峰黎咀]]]

峰:[[[推開佢]]]咪發姣LA...我最憎人自動送上門架喇...E加冇MOOD同你HAPPY牙..

搵庶個靚仔牙哥LA..[[[走鬼左]]]

千:雷夢婷.......我今次唔會再放過你....
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蝶:悶牙~唱K囉

女:車,,你次次都唱十幾粒鍾!!記唔記得牙!!!!!!!!有一次唱左成幾千牙!!!!!!

蝶:魚...唔好LA...我好愛你架喎~~

峰:冇錢就唔好學人唱K.LA..[[[笑]]]

蝶:[[[啤住牙峰]]]你咁有錢同我唱囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

峰:冇MOOD牙KAI婆...8

蝶:[[[扯住牙峰件3]]]好!!!!!!!!!!走都得~~~~為你頭先講果句咩冇錢唔好唱KSAY.SOR囉

峰:好lun煩牙你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!比錢你唱喇得未牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[達D一千蚊紙落蝶到]]]

蝶:喂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你好喇喎!!!!!!!!!!你以為自己係邊個牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[扯住牙峰衫領]]]

女:唔好咁LA你...人地話晒都靚仔黎加MA..[[[面'紅]]]

蝶: -0-你.....

峰:唔好煩喇!!!!!!!!!!去就去LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!唔好扯住我件衫牙死八婆-.-

蝶:哦.X.

突然俾人群撞一撞...兩個KISS左一下仔

蝶:牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你條x街丫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[成個權頭打左過去]]]

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講番牙婷果邊先\

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我:D度邊度黎架?....

??:姐姐,,你點解會係D度既..??

[有2個著住白色衫既細路仔]

我:下...-.-天使?嘩..我都著住條白色長裙喎...唔係MA....

細路:姐姐..你唔開心牙?..你隻眼有眼淚牙...

我:........................

細路:姐姐...你快D番番去你果果世界LA...你開始變透明喇...之前都有好多唔開心既人黎左D度...

佢地都係流住眼淚黎架...佢地唔想番去自己果個世界到..後尾就消笑左喇....

我:[微笑]係咩..?...如果可以令我快樂...我都令願消失...你地唔明架喇..~ [[[摸下果兩個細路個頭]]]

細路: KEKE[笑得好開心]

細路:姐姐..你睇下你隻手指~..有條紅線牙...

我:下..?

唔知點解..我身邊..有個人企左係度..

細路:姐姐..佢係你既真命天子黎架...姐姐你咁好人....我地唔想睇住你消失牙...

你一定要番番去果個屬於你既世界牙...再見喇...

我:[望真D..]........真係佢..?


笨蕉:::其實我好想知佢見到邊個-x-

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琪:牙婷!!!

我:嘩!又係白色!?我唔係瓜左牙MA....

潔:[喊]收 DAD LA T^T!!死你個頭牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你知唔知我地幾驚你真係死左牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

琪 :[喊] 牙婷...你記唔記得我地係邊個牙..??

我:痴線.,緊記得LA-.-

琪:嗚TXT [攬左我]

我:乖...-V-

風: [呆左...連手上面果兩杯咖啡都趺埋]

我:牙風 [笑]

風:你知唔知你成日都咁樣..會令到你身邊D人好唔開心架..... [勁...唔知點]

我: [微笑] SOR牙...我以後都唔會咁架喇..信埋我咁次丫!

風:乜我真係比唔上牙峰咩..

琪+潔: [望住牙風]

風:牙...唔係...我姐係話我地DD.FD有咩比唔上牙峰....

女子們:俾你驚死!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

風:.............

潔:婷牙...你知唔知你訓左3日喇...果個衰人峰睇都冇黎睇過你喎-333-..

琪:喂

我:我都話我冇事咯-V-''

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峰:咀都咀左喇...同我唱K LA-V- [拖住牙蝶]

蝶: [望下牙峰] 心**其實佢都唔係咁差姐.....都幾好丫.........唔得唔得...DD花心鬼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[話咁快就到左GREE BOX喇]

峰:唱LA~我包左成日架喇D間房

蝶:-0-....唔唱...

峰:咁搞野LOR..

蝶:搞野?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [拎個防狼器出黎電撚佢]

峰:你發咩顛牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

蝶:我冇你諗得咁隨便牙!!!!!!!!!!! [成杯野淋落峰到]

峰:SORRY囉...

蝶:SORRY大晒牙!!!!!!!!!!!!! [諗摑峰]

峰: [捉住佢隻手.然後攬住蝶.狂KISS]

蝶: [開頭有D反抗..但後尾都軟化左....愈黎愈HIGH]

峰: [想除蝶D衫]

蝶:唔牙!!!!!!!!!!! [推開佢,清醒左D,摑佢一巴]

峰: 我E加成身火牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你唔俾我!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!

[撕開蝶D衫..狂插蝶...]

蝶: [喊] 好痛牙...唔好牙...

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蝶: [喊]

峰:估唔到你仲係處wOr.

蝶:.................

峰: [DUM張支票俾蝶]

蝶:你咁樣算咩意思牙..!!!!!!!

峰:唔夠牙..?

蝶:你當我雞牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

峰:傻LA..雞邊值50萬咁多牙

峰:嘩...叫到成千次雞都得牙50萬

蝶: [撕爛張支票,走]

峰:車...唔要吧就

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我:嘩~d度好悶牙,出院la喇喇臨

琪:-.-係喇係喇,,,我地都未嘈你嘈-333-

風:算LA,,咪就下佢LOR

琪:-,-超..
(其實..我有時真係有諗過牙風佢仲中意牙婷…妖..牙琪你咁CHEAP架!!咁諗自己條仔!)

潔:牙琪!!

琪:下!!??

潔:你諗咩諗得咁入神牙,,

琪:冇牙..

我:喂?講野, {傾電中}

千:嗚…牙婷!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

我:牙千…?你做乜喊牙?,,

潔:千係邊個牙..?

琪:咪牙峰頭先拖住果個女仔LOR…. {細聲}

潔:妖..佢搶人條仔仲係度扮晒野…

我:你唔去喊住先LA,, [行出去]

千:牙峰佢,…嗚..

我:佢做咩牙….

千:鳴…..佢搞我牙…對唔住牙牙婷!!我都唔想架…嗚…

我: [成部電話趺左落地]

(我覺得好辛苦牙…..好似透唔到氣咁……我唔想愛你牙….莊澤峰….)

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千:嗚...對唔住牙....我都唔想架.....

我:你依加講對唔住有咩用牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {扔個電話落地}

我: {喊} 點解你要咁對我牙.........點解你一直都係咁...?..

琪:牙婷.....?...

潔:佢又話冇事既..?

琪:佢次次到係到死撐架la....算la...我地唔好嘈佢la.....

潔:下...但....

我: [抺走d眼淚] 出...出黎la...我真係冇事喎.....

琪:真既...?

我:係牙...

潔:真唔真牙...頭先見到你喊到超得人驚喎...

我:-,-你係咪硬要令到我魚爆你先得架姐..

好彩....我仲有兩個fd.....

令我點都可以 [撐] *

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蝶: [喊] 點解我會咁架.......

蝶:....心-[當發左場惡夢la...聽日就冇事架喇].....

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峰:唉....玩都玩完la....打番比牙婷先...

峰:e....唔得...到係打俾牙琪好d...

峰: {打} 喂..

琪:咩事牙 [極細聲]

峰:嘩..你搞咩牙...

琪:牙婷好唔開心牙!!...你做過d乜黎牙...[極細聲]

峰:下...佢咁快知?..

琪:唔係ma..你..

我: [搶牙琪部機] 你條女打黎話你姦左佢牙!!!!

琪:下..!!?

峰:我邊有牙!!!我俾左錢佢架!!

我:你當我on9架...牙千咁有錢洗你俾?! [我真係有d嬲..點解件事都已經係咁佢仲唔肯應姐?!]

峰:佢自己唔要之嗎...下...我搞果個牙蝶黎架喎..

我:哦...原來係咁...

峰:就係咁囉..

我:仲有個牙蝶tim!!!!!!!你好野!!!!........ [cut峰線]

峰:吊...!!冇LALA又會整個牙千出黎既!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?乜lun事牙..

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千:雷夢婷....唉...你個樣靚有咩用牙.....又會咁易呃既...? [笑]

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琪:牙婷..你冇事丫ma..!?好似多左好多個對手咁喎,,

潔:嘩..牙峰又會多左咁多人爭既!!

我:車....佢有咁多個...我唔識搵咩...!!!??!!

風: 心*[唉]

但我個心係咁諗姐…就算係…乜我仲有可能有咁大吸引力咩…

如果我係果d男仔…我都會覺得自己姣..


峰: {打俾牙千}

峰:你同牙婷講過d乜野牙!!

千:冇咩既…吹下咁姐…不過人地信之ma..咁代表你既為人其實都好有問題la~..

峰:吹下?!!!我俾300萬你即刻同我同牙婷解釋清楚..

千:嘩…原來我就咁吹下都值300萬牙..?.咁遲d咪仲多?..

峰:我e加俾夠1000萬你…乜都唔好再同牙婷講..

千:佢值唔值d咁既價牙??!!! [妒忌]

峰:值..

千:你以為錢可能收買我牙!!!!!!!!!你同牙哥都一樣既!!!!!!!!佢有咩咁好牙!!!!

我有咩比唔上佢牙!!!!!!!?? [cut線]


我: [電話響] 牙龍..?

我:講野..

龍:你終於肯聽我電話喇..?

我:以後唔好再打黎la..我唔值得你咁….你睇下牙千la…佢出左事牙..你同佢傾下LA..

龍:我覺得你值咪得Lor…我唔介意..

我:你睇下牙千La..果個你牙妹黎架.. [CUT線]

我:唉…

琪:男仔黎架??

我: [點頭]

我明白…其實一路到尾…我都係中意牙峰…我識咁多男仔…都係想佢緊我…但點佢永遠都唔

明…..

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[WOR..諗番轉頭..無番學都成年囉...哈哈..好彩間學校我牙爸架姐...幾個月姐...發生左咁多事...]

我無見牙峰2個月LU...D段時間...我係甘同牙琪牙潔佢地周圍玩...海洋公園LA..新既迪迪LA..好

多好多牙...

哈哈...我竟然一D都諗到牙峰喎....E加諗起....又覺得好妒忌...我好妒忌E加係牙峰身邊既女仔...

就黎到我生日喇....佢記唔記得牙....?...記得佢以前從來都無同我講過生日快樂....E加既牙峰...會

唔會牙.....?...好多野想問你牙...牙峰....你有冇... [曾經] 掛住我...?

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千: [睇緊論壇的一個題目---->同男友搞完...大左肚點算?...]

千: E..係BOR,,令到D個GAME好玩D.....扮大肚都OK丫..牙千..你真係醒喇,,哈哈 [作者:你好CHEAP牙-,-]

千:牙婷...枉你當我係你好朋友牙~真係對唔住喇~ [奸笑]

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蝶: [嘔]

蝶FD:牙蝶...你冇事牙...D幾日你都係咁既..?!

蝶:我諗腸胃唔好姐,...

蝶FD:咁又係既...你又冇仔住...點會同人搞到有BB丫...SOR牙下>__<

蝶:[呆左]

蝶:[流淚..但即刻抺左]

蝶FD:你冇事丫MA...SOR牙SOR牙><

蝶: 冇...有沙入眼姐...不過我真係好傷心牙-.-咁諗我既你!!

蝶FD:唔好玩LA-.-都講左SOR囉..

蝶:好嬲牙!!! [走]

蝶走緊係唔係嬲LA...而係去左藥房買野..

蝶:[走入藥房拎起支驗孕棒果時...已經有好多牙嬸望Q住...勁想打佢地囉]

[拎支驗孕棒俾錢既時候更多人用有色眼光望住....乜係我既錯咩..??!!!!!]

[喇喇聲番屋企.]

蝶:唔好俾我中牙...千其唔好...千其唔好牙...當我求下你丫!!!!!

[結果要兩日後先有]

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琪:牙婷...你D幾日好似唔係玩得好開心咁既...掛住佢..?

潔:牙峰牙?條x街牙?

琪: -.-問你咩..

潔:咁我地係好朋友黎加MA...哈...哈哈.... [9唔搭8...以笑姐醜-____-]

我:不如番去囉..

我:你都好耐冇見過牙風LA...

潔:你自己想番去見牙峰咋~[勁細聲]

琪:講落又係BOR..,,,

潔:唔牙!!!我仲有好多野想玩牙-X-

琪:咁你自己玩飽佢LA88

潔:妖...拍拖真係煩牙!!!!!!番去打爆牙哥...

琪:你唔好亂黎牙-333-..

[嘈]

我E果時候都冇理佢地LU...因此我已極度思念某人中..

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[兩日後]

蝶:陽性...?...點會咁解!!!!!!!!!!

蝶:說明書....說明書牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [接受唔到...]

蝶: [係喊?...] 我成世女都未試過中獎既...咁都中到喎...

蝶:唔得...我要見醫生...可能錯呢....

[婦產科]

醫:恭喜你牙小姐,,同爸爸講la..我諗佢都會好開心,,

蝶:我有左..?

醫:應該係架喇...好小出錯

蝶:我想落...落左佢...

醫:唔好講笑la..你個肚都3個月喇...落?!落到你可能連命都冇!

蝶: [呆] BB既爸爸唔會想要佢.....

醫:你話咩話?..

蝶: [理都唔理到走左]

蝶: [笑]BB.. [摸下自己個肚] [喊]爸爸唔要你...媽媽都唔會要你架...

[撞]

有好多個男仔..

撞到果個..係牙峰...

蝶: [望左牙峰一眼.走.]

峰: [捉住牙蝶..] 咁...熟面口既你...

峰FD:唔係牙...你咁都識牙..峰哥真係人面廣牙...連係婦產科出黎果D女人都識喎! [笑]

蝶: 放手...

峰:牙..我記得喇...果晚係K房俾我扑完唔收錢果個.. [笑]

蝶: [喊...啤住牙峰]

峰FD:雞會唔收錢?!!!!!!俾我扑LA!

蝶:收聲牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [好嬲]

峰:大肚牙你..唔係我MA.. [笑]

蝶:係你既你係咪做佢爸爸丫 [望住牙峰..]

峰: [望住牙蝶..]

蝶:唔係唔該你放手..

峰:係我既話..我會負責....

蝶:[望左牙峰一眼] [笑]係咩..?!我唔希罕!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

牙峰隻手一鬆..牙蝶已經跑走左..

峰FD:個女仔...

峰:...............

峰果班人呆左一陣又去浦過LU..

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潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [大聲]

[冇人應]

潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [再大聲D]

[都係冇人應]

琪: [UM左牙潔把口] KAI架你..幾點牙E加!!!!!!

潔:[望下隻錶] 凌晨3點58分9秘...O..12秒LU..

琪:=0=,,

潔:牙哥牙哥牙哥牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [聲音高達200分貝]

琪:0.0.

風:係.. [擁有極大的黑眼圈]

琪: 牙風.. 我好掛住你牙 [KISS左牙風一啖]

我:好SWEET BOR!~

潔:我話想嘔就真...

琪:好黑人憎牙你,,

潔:對你姐...我1D都唔想你做我牙嫂牙-3-...牙婷又靚過你..又好人過你 [攬住我]..

琪: [呆左一陣]

其實D幾分鐘都冇人講野...我發覺一直以黎最慘果個應該唔係我...係牙琪.......

我拎走左佢好多野....

琪:嗯.... [笑] 緊係LA..牙婷不嬲都靚女架啦....

我:牙琪...

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琪:我冇事bor..

潔:咁都冇事牙..扮野咩你..

?:牙婷~~~~!!!!!

我:?! {咁熟既把聲}

我媽:衰女丫...唔番屋企!!我同你牙爸番左黎喇.!!原來死左黎D度!!

我: [OH MY吉...]

我爸:牙女..我地又同牙峰牙爸牙爸傾好左喇..!!

我媽:決定俾你同牙峰結婚喇!!記住唔好似上次咁失禮喇...如果唔係你死10次都唔掂牙!!!!!!!!!!!

我:......好......

我媽:咁就最好LA [笑笑口]真係我既乖女..咁樣我同你牙爸可以搵多幾億牙..哈哈哈 [奸爆]

我:難牙!!!!!!!!!我仲未玩夠架!!!先唔會咁快嫁!!

我媽:唔嫁都要嫁架喇!!今次你既舞伴冇得再俾你簡!!!!!!!一定係牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

潔: [睇黎牙哥一世都得唔到牙婷LU...牙峰靚仔過佢..又有錢過佢..]

風: [臉色都變晒]

我: 唔牙..我唔去睇你地點死..

我媽: [奸笑]你精牙媽都唔蠢得晒

我媽: 食蕉!!!!!!!!!!

我:- -

[有超大既腳步聲黎緊]

我:喂..咪住先...我係女仔..佢地係男.,...咁都好容易走到姐我~牙媽...你太蠢喇

我媽:你錯喇 [笑]

我:唔係MA..

D一班食蕉...竟然係女仔....仲個個有超多肌肉...生埋心口毛TIM..

我媽:佢地就係我係各國搵番黎既精英..

我:佢地會唔會係基架...

我媽:唔知喎咁又..俾定個防狼器你囉..

我: [YEAH~] 多謝牙媽~~~~~